mastrbatr

Incessantly pursuing an insatiable carnal lust...

About me

Gender: Male
Age: 60ish
Birthday: Jul. 22
Unattached
Brief description: 5-5, 185 lbs, brn hr, hzl eye,
Attended Bater University
Majored in the art of Self Gratification
Received Masturs Degree (with Honors)
Location: SF bay area
Interests: sunbathing (nekkid of course) - preferably with a friend
Skills: well... I am pretty good with my hand(s) (or so I’ve been told)
Smooth shaven ??: Conservatively Manscaped

That green behind my ears is slowly turning grey. Having just recently joined the rank of sexagenarian (actually diggin' the designate), I have a renewed yearning to cultivate new friendships. More accurately, my real desire is a meaningful kinship with whom to share some of life's simple pleasures - turning the mundane into interesting, exciting, and fantastic!

…“How did they get so big”
I’m often asked that, or some variation, I thought it might be helpful to provide a brief explanation. Firstly… it is all me, all natural no artificial ingredients. It is a process known as “ball pumping”; similar to cock pumping except the “whole” package is inserted into an accommodating “jar”. “Vacuum pumping” creates negative pressure causing enlargement of everything in the container. The enlargement is actually an accumulation of lymphatic fluids and the results are maintained after repeated/regular exercise (similar to body building). Done with proper attention to personal well-being it is not painful. On the contrary, it is extremely sensually elevating. For those interested in learning more about why/how more detailed information on all things pumping related can be found here: http://64.246.20.144/~admin48/main.html (Tiger Dave’s site)